He rocked up to the Miami Vice premiere at the last minute, but Samuel L Jackson was all about one film last night – Snakes On A Plane! Dig that new shirt Sam – no, wait, don’t go in just yet. Show us more!
“I’m wearing Snakes on a Plane, my new movie. It’s all about that. I’m wearing the movie!” he exclaimed, perfume-ad style. We were quite impressed at how much he could plug one movie in the space of 26 seconds (five, including some thrusting chest displays of t-shirt). But when you’re Sam Jackson, you can do that, right? Teach us how to be Sam Jackson!
“It’s about feeling good in who you are and how you look when you get up and out,” he said sagely, before erupting into mad cackles at being the coolest man alive. God bless you Sam…