Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, what are we to do with you? Kevin Dillon, the man who's made a name for himself in TV show Entourage playing an actor who's less successful than his brother and keeps appearing in rubbish films, is letting life imitate art by signing up for what sounds like not only the worst film of next year, but possibly ever. Seriously, even worse than that thing with Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes where they have comical sex.
He'll play a bumbling general who achieves greatness through rubbishness in National Lampoon's 301: The Legend of Awesomest Maximus Wallace Leonidas. So that'll be a spoof of epics including, ooh let's guess, 300, Gladiator and Braveheart.
Oh, for god's sake...