Hugh’s Keeping It Real

Hugh Grant’s forthcoming turn as a Simon Cowell-a-like judge in American Dreamz has unleashed some unnatural desires. “I have always had a secret desire to be on television," says the star. "I like reality shows. If it weren't beneath my dignity, I'd be doing lots of them. In fact, I tried to persuade Colin Firth to do a celebrity wrestling match with me for Comic Relief. But he was afraid. Not physically - he was afraid of becoming aroused!" Mmm, Firth and Grant in lycra. Go on Hugh, get your arse to the X-Factor auditions: just make sure you sing Love Is All Around, naturally.