Imagine a hole, right? One in your basement. A trap door basically, but it’s bottomless, and when you poke your noggin in all your worst nightmares come true. That’s essentially the crux of Joe Dante’s latest, The Hole In 3D, and we’ve got the latest trailer for it.
Considering that it’s from the director of Gremlins and Gremlins 2, yes, you can expect 12A certificate, managing to maintain the chills without resorting to any blood spills, keeping fear-loving kiddlywinks in cinemas – a nice change after recent torture porn numbers that have been flooding the market.
It stars newcomers Nathan Gamble and Chris Massoglia as the two young brothers Lucas and Dane who find the ooga-booga-monster filled opening in their cellar and Haley Bennet as the cute girl next door who also finds out about the mysterious hole (in 3D).
The trailer also includes some amazing deep-growly-voice over man action, furiously imitating the late Don LaFontaine with a glorious “movie event of the summer” and an excellent “adventure they’ll never forget”.
So, um, enjoy that, if you like that sort of thing. Anyway, here’s the trailer for your own perusal. Intrigued? Not intrigued? Vaguely spooked? Let us know.
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The Hole In 3D** will be opened September 24.