Bush Born Baby Brangelina?

Possibly not the most reliable source in the world, but a government official in Namibia has confirmed that Brangelina plan to drop their Adonis-child in the country. Well, not drop it exactly – there are rules against that sort of thing – but you can hardly call the infant of the world’s two most luscious people a sprog now, can you? Samuel Sheefeni Nuuyoma reportedly had breakfast with the couple on Friday, and naturally they unbent to someone they’d only just met. "They are having the baby here, and they talked about giving the child a Namibian name. She loves Namibia," gushed Nuuyoma, possibly while rubbing his hands together in anticipation of the inevitable tourism influx.