Vin Diesel Is Agent 47

This is how Hollywood works. Agent 47, the star of the ultra-violent and very popular Hitman series of video games, is bald. Vin Diesel, the star of the non-violent and inexplicably popular The Pacifier, is also bald. Ergo, Vin Diesel is a shoo-in to play Agent 47 in the upcoming Hitman movie, right? Right? Well, according to 20th Century Fox, anyway, who have just set the mighty elemental power that is Diesel (check out news of his legendary exploits here) to star and executive produce the movie about the mysterious 47, a world-class assassin with few memories and no remorse who works for a shadowy international organisation. Don