Unless you're skilled in kung fu or the use of a lightsabre, it's pretty difficult to find someone to dispense gnomic wisdom and generally guide you through this harsh and confusing world. But when small green aliens and Eastern masters are in short supply, there is still one place left to turn
You Rang, Milord?
Hopkins and Freeman star in Harry and the Butler
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