This is the last story Empire will ever write, dear readers. We're off to the hills to live in a caravan and await the impending End of Days. Why? Because The Pacifier is no. 1 in the States, as foretold in certain revised and updated editions of the Bible (Book of Vin, Chapter 3, Verse 8), and that can only mean that the end is nigh, folks, the end is nigh. So sod this for a lark
The Pacifier Is No. 1 In The States
War, Death, Famine and Pestilence particularly pleased; theyve got net points
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