Orlando’s Right Royal Drubbing

Being heir to the throne of England is one thing, but being Orlando Bloom is clearly better, according to the posh publication Tatler. The society magazine has come up with its latest list of the most eligible people in British society and film star Orlando took this year's top slot, knocking Prince William from the No 1 perch. Tatler editor Georgie Grieg put both Orlando, and his Pirates of the Caribbean co-star Keira Knightley at the top of his posh totty list. 'It is a very dynamic and sexy list. Bloom is the name, face, body and mind whom all women would seem to feel happy having on their arm.' Of Keira he says; 'She's the brightest young thing of her generation, with long limbs and fine features.' Hugh Grant also squeezes into the Top 10 list. 'He gets better and better - no one is more witty and more intelligent,' enthuses Grieg.