A New Trailer, Unfortunately

Dear Reader, May we implore you to have a thought for your health this fine Monday morning. You may feel sound, even sprightly, but all that could change in the blink of the tattoo of an eye on a villain's ankle were you to view a new trailer posted online. While our profession unfortunately compels us to watch this series of clips from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unforunate Events, that is no reason for you to suffer with us. Were you to watch this sorry tale, you might see a dastardly villain, a herpetologist