New Presley biopic in the can…

The madness of Hollywood decision-making enters uncharted waters with the news that Billy Stanley, half-brother of Elvis Presley, and former Boston Globe editor Bill Cordoza are all set to make a whistle-blowing biopic of The King. Gordon, the ex-hubby of one La Toya Jackson, has confirmed that the movie will prove that - wait for it - Elvis was diagnosed with terminal cancer prior to his drug-related death on the toilet in 1977. The pair has also admitted that they have the actual medical records from Memphis to corroborate the claim. All they need now is $30m hard cash to fund their screenplay. No word on who is to play Presley yet, but considering Elvis once had a pet chimpanzee called "Scatter", and the fact that The King's daughter was once involved with a family member of La Toya Jackson, it could be a safe bet to assume you know who...