Okay, let's do it. The Expendables cast includes: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Big names. Very big names. Very big names for a very big film, and something the very big names upstairs at **Expendables **HQ have decided to emphasise. A lot.
Though previous trailers have concentrated on the OMG BOMBS AND GUNS AND WHAM! side of things, this repetitive visual hammer to your metaphorical face is designed purely to remind you that the likes of BRUCE FLIPPIN' WILLIS and ARNOLD WTF SCHWARZENEGGER are actually, really, genuinely in the film.
If we didn't do a set visit and a whole cover magazine spread on it all, maybe we wouldn't believe it too.
Still, here's the teaser trailer (of sorts) in question:
Excited? Disappointed? Even more giddy about the prospect of all this kababoom? Let us know.
Shame of it all is we'll still have to wait till **August 20 **before we see the damn thing. Humph.