Now, when you get angry about what we're about to write, please remember that we are merely the messengers. There should be no shooting of us.
Bo Zenga, one of the men behind the Scary Movie franchise, is planning a spoof of Hollywood's movie monsters entitled, wait for it, Stan Helsing. Remember, just the messengers.
Should we start with the fact that spoofs have become a dirty word in the movie world, ever since Scary Movie began the campaign to have the word redefined to mean 'out-dated and unamusing collection of pop-culture references'? Or should we begin with the idiocy of giving your film a title punning on a universally derided disaster? We all know this is a horrible, horrible idea, right?
We hope you're ashamed of yourself, Bo Zenga.