The fine folks at JoBlo have a new trailer for JCVD, which you can see here. Do we have any idea what the plot of this is supposed to be? Not a one. Do we care? Only partially, since it marks the return of Jean Claude Van Damme and that's got to be worthy of some of your time, even if it does cause lasting bemusement.
The film sees Van Damme playing a fictionalised version of himself. Then he runs around and hits people and tries to make as little sense as he can while speaking in French and not doing the splits or showing his bum at every given opportunity. We don't believe this fictionalised version to be very true to life.