Baby, You Can See Their Halo

Microsoft say videogame movie still on

Baby, You Can See Their Halo

by Chris Hewitt |
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"Remember that Halo movie?

The one that came tumbling down?

Even though Neill Blomkamp was director

It didn’t even make a sound

Well, Microsoft found a way to let it in

Like we ever really had a doubt

Standing in the light of their Halo

And all the cash it’d throw about

“We're going to make a movie when the time is right,”

Said Microsoft Game Studios' franchise development director Frank O'Connor.

“We own the IP. If we want to make a movie,

The scale of all the other stuff that we do changes dramatically.”

Although it’s early days yet

With no director or writer on board

The money generated by a Halo movie

Would make its existence seem assured

We could feel a Halo, Halo, Halo

We could see a Halo, Halo, Halo

We could feel a Halo, Halo, Halo

We could see a Halo, Halo, Halo.

At some point in the near future."

[With sincere and frank apologies to Beyonce Knowles]

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