The Most Charming And Bonkers Channing Tatum Videos On The Internet

Admit it, you still want to Channing all over someone’s Tatum…

Channing Tatum in White House Down

by Willow Green |
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Channing Tatum: actor, body-popper, exotic dancer, rapper... internet hero. Jonah Hill’s better half has unveiled a new piece of excellent internet ephemera with ‘Dick Graze’ (see below), and after watching it for the fifth and not-final time the Empire office realised that an official collection of Mr. Tatum’s greatest YouTube hits was in order.

The Dick Graze

The idea of saying hello to a friend by gently brushing their unmentionables is funny enough in itself, but Tatum and his 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell up the ante by adding ‘Booby Meetings’ to the equation. Also, they rap it all, which instantly makes things 27% funnier on the internet.

The 45-second handshake

Talented, adorable and particularly gifted at shaking hands in an inventive fashion (jump to 1.50 for details), Joey King is a 15 year-old actress to watch. In White House Down, she plays Tatum’s daughter and in real-life they act pretty much like father and daughter anyway – as long as most fathers and daughters you know have a secret handshake that lasts three quarters of a minute, including hip bumps, mimed home runs and a brief interlude where they “pretend” to forget what they’re doing.

The epic split

Following on from Jean-Claude Van Damme’s “epic split” between two Volvo trucks{ =nofollow}, Tatum – in his 22 Jump Street Jenko guise – goes one… worse, recreating the stunt with a couple of crew members and a pair of canteen trolleys. It doesn’t have quite the same double impact, all in all.

Conceding to Trick Shot Titus

“Trick Shot Titus” is – or was; he’s a little older now – a two year-old internet sensation who can throw basketballs into basketball nets like some sort of swishing savant. He handily defeated both Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper in a battle of the baskets live on Spanish TV, and afterwards released a special video featuring both Hollywood hunks admitting defeat to their adorable pint-sized foe.


Jimmy Fallon’s “Ew!” segment has famous folk – Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Obama, Will Ferrell and the like – dress up as young, impressionable, Justin Bieber-obsessed girls to say the word “Ew!” over and over and over at every conceivable opportunity (and quite a few inconceivable ones). But when Channing Tatum came by to promote Magic Mike, things get sillier than normal, sooner than normal. He also makes a surprisingly pretty girl, albeit with considerably broader shoulders than most.

The sticky balls

It’s a simple game but it requires a lot of prep: two opponents must wear Velcro suits and then throw “sticky balls” at one another. Whoever has the most sticky balls on their person at the end of the allotted time loses, although really we’re all winners here because we’re all pointing and laughing. Essentially, it’s an opportunity to say the words “sticky” and “balls” repeatedly on TV while dressed as a cheap 1960s action figure, and that is something to be cherished.

Arm wrestling Jimmy Fallon

Arm wrestles with Jimmy Fallon are less about strength and more about put-downs of your opponent; it’s the psychological game, see. Fortunately, Channing Tatum is good at both strength and put downs. Spoiler: Jimmy Fallon loses.

Torturing Jonah Hill

Twice Oscar-nominated Jonah Hill may be a good actor, but he’s defenceless when it comes to Channing Tatum’s knee pinches. Grabbing his leg just above the patella but just before the actual thigh muscle starts, Tatum renders Hill a quivering, giggling, crying mess, and it’s a joyful sight to behold (especially on Conan).

Dirty Dancing with Charlyne Yi

Paper Heart’s Charlyne Yi was 28 when this video was made, but as she looks much younger it’s hard not to find it all rather uncomfortable. Once you get past that, however, this is a clever spoof of a key Dirty Dancing scene, with Tatum doing his very best Patrick Swayze impression (check out the walk to the door) and, um, gyrating a lot.

Channing All Over Your Tatum

What is a Channing? What is a Tatum? How do you Channing over someone’s Tatum? When is it appropriate? These are all questions that cannot be answered satisfactorily, but it really doesn’t matter when you’re listening to a song this catchy. Apparently this particular video has something to do with White House Down, though really, it’s hard to work out how exactly. Is this what the terrorists do? Channing over the President’s Tatum? Again, it *really *doesn’t matter.

Appearing on the Guillermo Show

Guillermo is American talk show host Jimmy Kimmel’s right-hand man. Well, he was a parking lot security guard, but he has turned that into a sidekick role. His main job is to have the mickey taken out of him, but here he hosts his own rival show with Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in attendance, and it’s thoroughly, wonderfully, Hispanically odd.

The Nickolodeon burping contest

It’s Robert Hoffmann vs. Channing Tatum as the world discovers who can burp bigger and better. The winner: you, the viewing public, who get to see this unearthed gem whenever you wish thanks to the power of the YouTubes. And as an added bonus: hello Amanda Bynes!

Dj-ing backwards and forwards through time with Pepsi

Every major league movie star has an embarrassing advert in their career closet, and Channing Tatum’s is relatively tame when you look at Bruce Willis warbling on about Wine Coolers and Arnie screaming to the sky in honour of a Japanese soft drink. All he has to do is travel through time thanks to a magical turntable, drink some Pepsi and get the girl.

Staying safe in the MTV Safe House

Proof that he doesn’t always get it right, here’s the exception to the “Channing Tatum’s mike is magic” rule with a skit that just isn’t all that funny. Still: Jamie Foxx! Channing Tatum! Some reality TV “stars”! Someone out there might like it…

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