If Hollywood was a giant chuck wagon dispensing tasty treats, we’d like Anna Kendrick to be behind the counter serving tasty paninis like in What To Expect When You’re Expecting. Failing that we’d take Seth Rogen’s poultry expert in Take This Waltz or whoever made kebabs for the Avengers. Anyone, basically, apart from Aunty May – bless her – and her meatloaf. Our tip? Try the chicken. Give pudding a miss.

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