A video store clerk, his girlfriend and some other misfits find themselves in the town where all the greatest horror villains ended up.
Those of us who still cherish Leslie Nielsen seem condemned to watch, helpless, as the titan of tomfoolery lives out his days appearing in no-laugh-zone spoofs. Limping from blowjob gag to diarrhoea set-piece, this horror show of a send-up has the charm of Piers Morgan and the hilarity of a pop-up ad for virus software. With great heaviness of heart, we award it a Nielsen rating of zero.
Truly, truly terrible.