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Stan Helsing Review

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A video store clerk, his girlfriend and some other misfits find themselves in the town where all the greatest horror villains ended up.

★★★★

Those of us who still cherish Leslie Nielsen seem condemned to watch, helpless, as the titan of tomfoolery lives out his days appearing in no-laugh-zone spoofs. Limping from blowjob gag to diarrhoea set-piece, this horror show of a send-up has the charm of Piers Morgan and the hilarity of a pop-up ad for virus software. With great heaviness of heart, we award it a Nielsen rating of zero.

Truly, truly terrible.

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