Van Damme’s Tongue-Lashing

The Muscles from Brussels discovered his silver tongue didn't go down as expected when he tried to shove it in a female photographer's mouth this week - far from being overcome by his charms, the snapper handed him over to the cops. According to the Australian Associated Press, mother-of-three Virginia Starr was flabbergasted when the ageing action hero tried for a birthday snog at a Sydney nightclub. Starr reckons that the 38-year-old actor walked straight up to her as she snapped pics of him and got her in a clinch without saying a word. Van Damme, who was reportedly questioned by police after the incident, hasn't commented on the incident. Earlier this year, Van Damme, a former kickboxing champ, confessed to a cocaine addiction which he reckoned he was still battling to control as recently as a year ago.