Tom’s Clean-Up Claims

Someone should really buy Tom Cruise a gag. Only months after ticking off Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants to combat post-natal depression, the soon-to-be dad has spoken out again against the drugs, while insisting he can cure heroin addiction with Scientology’s three-day detox programs. "I've always found the 'If it makes me feel better, it's OK' rationale a little suspect,” he said in a magazine interview. “I think it's appalling that people have to live a life of drug addiction when I have personally helped people get off drugs." While getting people clean is very good, this all just sounds a bit too Messianic for us. Let's send him Pete Doherty and see what happens.