And swooping in is Mr President…

...a great thought - that cape, those pants, but it'll never happen. George Clooney has ruled himself of the top job. "I could never run for the White House, I've done too many drugs." No, really - the coked crusader reckons the white powder counts him out, "I did like cocaine. But it would dress you up for a party, and never take you there. You're like, 'This is going to be great'.Then you're just depressed." He's unrepentant about the drugs, a factor which would count against him with right-wing US types, "No apologies. But I've grown sick of it. I'm ready to be an adult." Looks like Hollywood's going to have to find someone else to stitch into Jodie Foster films...