Seagal’s in the Trees

So who's your least likely arthouse type? Jean Claude Van Damme? Jackie Chan? Well, how about Steven Seagal? His production company are financing Not Even the Trees, to be directed by first-timer Nacho Arenas. It centres around a drug-addicted supermodel who's trying to rebuild her career. It will star Nicole Brier, Ryan Alosio, Ashley Hamilton, gossip columnist A.J. Benza, Christopher Lawford and Tully Jensen. Not based on truth, surely?