News Nuggets 25/04/04

Spielberg's Big Brother And the prize for biggest load of arse goes to this little gem, dug up from the pages of illustrious tome The Daily Star. Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow has spent so much time watching the new series of Big Brother while nursing baby Apple that she's lobbying godfather Steven Spielberg to make it into a movie. "Gwyn thinks the dramatic tension in the show could be the perfect blueprint for a tense and darkly humorous movie based on the old Andy Warhol principle of our 15-minutes of fame," revealed an 'unnamed source'. We've heard she's pitching an epic adaptation of Scrapheap Challenge to Ang Lee as well. Cheeky Sod Just imagine Empire's surprise when, while browsing ebay for imported Japanese porn, we stumbled across one industrious little ingrate trying to auction off one of our FREE preview tickets for Walking Tall. He's started at