Morisette Elevated To Deity

Queen of angst-ridden pop and cinematic fellatio, Alanis Morisette, is set to turn her talents to acting and she's setting her sights to the heavens for her first film role. Not content with selling albums by the truck load she's revealed that Clerks director Kevin Smith has been trying to persuade her to play the role of the Almighty One in his forthcoming project, Dogma. After Sinead O'Connor's portrayal of the Virgin Mary in The Butcher Boy it looks like warblers turned holy thesps is becoming a bit of a trend.