It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan fans stand by… Yes, John Milton’s light and frothy 17th century novella Paradise Lost is coming to the big screen. Hmm, what’s that? Oh yeah, sorry, we mean Milton’s dark and wonderful, 17th century epic, Paradise Lost, is coming to the big screen.
The mighty tome recounts the story of Lucifer’s rebellion in heaven and his subsequent dastardly, slithery role in the Fall of Adam and Eve. “In its embodiment of ancient literature and mythology, Paradise Lost is a timeless story of the human quest for meaning,” said producer Vincent Newman, who refused to say whether Lindsay Lohan would secure a role.