Hardly worth getting out of bed…

Rumours reaching us this morning allege that Jim Carrey will not now be appearing in the new Superman film. He fancied a raise from his usual $20m wage packet to $30m for five weeks work. Pretty decent money if you can get it. His replacement? Well, he enjoyed working with Tim Burton so much on Mars Attacks! that the part could be filled by Pierce Brosnan. Pierce as supervillain Braniac? We'll reserve judgement...