OK, it's the last business day before Christmas and there's supposed to be nothing happening. Clearly nobody told Hollywood because there's all kinds of cool crap turning up. The coolest of which is definitely the trailer for the Quentino Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez sex 'n' violence mash-up that is Grind House.
Divided into Tarantino's psycho road movie, Death Proof, featuring Kurt Russell as psychopath Stuntman Mike, and Rodriguez's zombie infection horror Planet Terror, it's sticking to its B-movie origins like Paris Hilton to a paparazzi, it's an orgy of skimpily clad girls, gleefully gratuitous violence and Kurt Russell being really really cool and a bit scary.
Some may be turned off by its unapologetic gimmickry and love of all things cinematically grungy, but those people are not welcome here and can take their corduroy elbow patches and chamomile tea with them.
See it in all its gory here.