This is in no way movie news, but it is fantastic. And fantasticness should never be passed up. This is clearly very, very old, seeing as it was shot on the set of Fight Club, but we had never seen it until the fine folks at JoBlo brought it to our attention. We don't want to explain any further but you must click here right now. You owe it to yourself and all your ancestors who died in many wars so that you might one day watch A-list movie stars harmonising about dangly bits. Don't watch in front of your boss or the elderly.
The Fight Club Penis Song
Why have we never seen this?
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