Doc Hollywood’s Mock Surgery

It could be the one of the worst scandals Hollywood’s ever woken up to. Dr Steven Hoefflin, or Doc Hollywood plastic surgeon to the stars, has been accused of mocking them as he took their money for cosmetic surgery - and even duped them altogether during the ops. An unfortunate Don Johnson had his manhood inspected while he lay unconscious on the operating table - then ridiculed over its meagre size, it is alleged. Plastic-fan Michael Jackson was duped into thinking surgery had taken place, when in fact, all that had taken place was Hoefflin moving the clocks forward four hours. As Hoefflin examined 66-year-old Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor, he made a slamming reference to her 46-year-old lover, Larry Fortensky saying, "What's a young guy doing with this old stuff?" Hoefflin also pandered to Sylvester Stallone's orders when he stormed the operating room as his former lover, Angie Everheart lay unconscious awaiting a breast enlargement. Against his girlfriend's wishes, beefy Stallone requested that Hoefflin make Everheart's breasts like those of a 17-year-old, which Hoefflin did. When she awoke, Everheart - who had wanted only a small increase, in keeping with her famed slim figure - flipped, demanding the offending articles be removed and the correct operation be carried out. The allegations, which include many Hollywood names, have been brought to light in a dossier submitted to the Los Angeles Superior Court by Barbara Maywood, an assistant to Hoefflin when organising his surgeries in the Los Angeles suburb of Santa Monica. Four former employees have also given evidence against the 56-year-old doomed quack in a case brought against him by Californian medical authorities. Of course, Hoefflin insists that all allegations are false and merely stem from gross jealousy.