Daniel’s Pot-ter Of Gold

Gold-digging mothers the land over are pricking up their ears at the news that Daniel Radcliffe is officially Britain’s richest teenager. He beats Charlotte Church and Joss Stone in the money stakes with a cool £10m in the bank from the first three Harry Potter films, and has just signed a $14.4million deal for the fifth. According to the newly eligible Radcliffe, "I don't actually know how much I am worth at this point. It's not something that affects the way I think about things." Goblet director Mike Newell disagrees with this, but says the Potter kids have got their heads screwed on properly: "They all know exactly what they're worth but they have not become impossible. My worst fear is that they would have realised that they are absolutely the stars." My worst fear is that Ron and Hermione don’t get it on in book 7. The horror.