Chain-smoking, Stephen Fry's classic response when asked to douse his ciggies in trendy London restaurants: "Excuse me, do you mind not being bigoted around me? Bigotry killed six million Jews. So if you must be bigoted, go and do it somewhere else."
Carry On Puffing
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