Are you Bridget Jones?

Are you neurotic? Jinxed in your search for Mr Right? Could be any of us really, but if it's you, give Helen Fielding a ring. You could be Bridget Jones in the film version of the best-seller. She is said to want an unknown, but that hasn't stopped a few well-knowns being tipped up. However, despite being with Liam Gallagher, Patsy Kensit was "not troubled enough", and Kate Winslet was "not chaotic enough", according to Simon Nye - the Men Behaving Badly writer. His tip? "Imelda Staunton would be great for the part," he reckoned, before rather ungallantly adding, "though maybe she is not glamorous enough." No card for you on Saturday then, Simon...