We blame global warming

It's taken two months, but Titanic did not rake in $25m over the weekend over the pond. Oh God! Man the lifeboats! Only $23.2m! Only $337.5m in the US so far. They must be concerned. Where are those box office bergs, then? It must be those pesky climatic conditions... More importantly it's surpassed Forrest Gump in the all-time top ten. The boat's now up to fourth. Jurassic Park next...