Betty Thomas Wins Breast Director

Betty Thomas is set to direct a movie loosely based on the true story of a gambler who got breast implants for a year to win a bet. It's worth stressing at this point that, yes, it was a male gambler. Brian Zembic took on a $100,000 wager that he couldn't get pin-up size sillicon implants and live with them for a year. But he did. In fact, he's still got them! Thomas is no stranger to OTT subjects, having previously directed Private Parts, the biopic of shock-jock Howard Stern. But, like that film, this won't be a strictly factual re-telling, instead it will focus on how the breasts affect the hero's attempts to woo a woman (and how he likes it when men stare at his chest).