Anne Hathaway Joins Demme’s Next

She'll comedy in an ensemble fashion

Anne Hathaway Joins Demme's Next

by Olly Richards |
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Experts in the field of such subjects have warned that nobody should approach Anne Hathaway without protective clothing, lest her nuclear levels of loveliness strip the skin from your bones. So we warned, Jonathan Demme, be warned.

The Silence of the Lambs director will be taking his life in his hands when he directs Dancing With Sheva with The Lovely Miss Hathaway. There are no real details on the movie right now, other than the fact that it's an ensemble comedy. That ensemble so far includes Bill Irwin, Debra Winger (where the hell's she been?) and Anne Deveare Smith. Which is not that scorching an ensemble yet, really.

But isn't Hathaway lovely? Science has proved that there are only three things lovelier than she: 1. Kittens 2. Kittens playing with balls of wool. 3. Kittens knitting balls of wool into lifesize replicas of Anne Hathaway wearing an 'I'm Lovely' T-shirt. So, basically, if God chooses to smite all the kittens (and that would be kind of twisted, God, you sicko) it'd just be Anne. Which would be OK.

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