Adoptive Daddy Cool

Phew. As if we weren’t already, we finally have the go-ahead to talk freely in our lunch hours about Brangelina as a couple because according to his publicist, Brad is going to adopt Ang’s two children. Yes, adopt them. Daddy Pitt. Four-year-old Maddox, and nine-month-old Zahara Marley will become Jolie-Pitts if his application to become their adoptive father is successful. But how can we be really sure? They’ve denied their coupledom for so long you almost believe they’re still single. Pitt's publicist Cindy Guagenti says, "We are confirming that Brad Pitt is in the process of becoming the adoptive father of both children." Sounds like a yes then.