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FILM DETAILS
Certificate
15
Cast
Richard Coyle
Ruth Bradley
Russell Tovey.
Directors
Jon Wright.
Screenwriters
Kevin Lehane.
Running Time
94 minutes

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Plot
A meteorite crashes into the sea off the coast of Ireland, and a space creature starts attacking local lifeforms. Garda Ciarán O’Shea (Coyle) and his supervisor Lisa Nolan (Bradley) discover that the monster has a particular weakness — it is allergic to alcohol.


Review
Grabbers
An old-fashioned monster movie in the Roger Corman tradition, this has a decent CGI creature (mostly angry tentacles) besieging an isolated community (an island off the coast of Ireland) and a nice line in wry, self-deprecating humour. In an era when too many alien invaders crash-land in enormously budgeted, dreadfully written drudges like the Transformers films or Battleship, Grabbers comes with a smart, witty script from Kevin Lehane and characters you’d be interested in even if they were just having a skewed romance in a regular film without a homicidal alien squid.

UK TV stars Richard Coyle (Coupling) and Ruth Bradley (Primeval) are an interesting mismatched cop team — a semi-alcoholic who just wants a quiet life and a by-the-book martinet who wants to have all the forms filled in — but they also strike sparks off each other (“How much have you had?” “Not enough to fancy you.” “Well then, keep drinking”) in a fashion that suggests they’re destined to warm to each other if they survive the night. Respecting a British tradition of setting science-fiction movies in pubs, the set-piece is a monumental lock-in as the bickering islanders discover the man-eating monster can’t digest a drunk person so the only defence is to get bladdered.
Jon Wright directed the decent little teen horror film Tormented, but ups his game here. Grabbers manages a rare balance, playing character material lightly but taking its horrors seriously — with the possibility that a tentacle will swoop into frame at any moment and whip even a featured actor out to a nasty fate. Familiar faces like Russell Tovey (a biology boffin) and Bronagh Gallagher grab their own little moments in the busy story, and a fine array of seamed, battered, red-nosed, you-know-the-face bit-players add to the Irish atmos.


Verdict
A near-irresistible Friday-night-out monster picture in the tradition of Lake Placid or Tremors, with a boozy Irish charm that makes it a distinctive addition to the catalogue of alien invasions.


Reviewed by Kim Newman

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RE: Disappointing, was expecting more after I read the Empire review

Feels very derivative of many other horror monster comedies but I was still entertained. Not sure what kind of release this got, doesn't seem to be well known at all. ... More

Posted by rich at 20:24, 26 March 2013 | Report This Post


Disappointing, was expecting more after I read the Empire review

Good enough if you have a couple of hours to kill, but nothing more than that. I struggled to smile, let alone laugh. Was expecting more from the deliciously quirky Irish. 'Nuff said. ... More

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Posted by joannakanga at 15:40, 31 December 2012 | Report This Post


Disapointment

Was really looking forward to this, but nowhere near as funny, clever or entertaining as Tremors or Lake Placid. Performances were lazy, and the dialogue was horrendous. ... More

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Posted by sonofjor-el at 19:43, 28 December 2012 | Report This Post


This is a solid 4* film - funny, well-written & great cast with SFX that wouldn't look out of place in a big budget equivalent. Such a shame it got such a limited cinema release this week (no London screenings at all outside of Frightfest in August) but hopefully makes an impact on DVD now. Have to say, out of the 50+ films seen this year, Grabbers was one of about 4 I've actually ordered on DVD - hell of a lot of fun. ... More

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Posted by jencat at 11:13, 27 December 2012 | Report This Post


fun fun fun!

I laughed a lot. Loved all the nods and winks to other monster movies. Rooted for the main characters, what more could you want from a creature feature :) ... More

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Posted by sephiroth7 at 10:18, 15 December 2012 | Report This Post


Finally a review of this film thats not a 3 star cop out!

Saw this one at Grimmfest and loved it! ... More

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Posted by the moody monkey at 17:59, 14 December 2012 | Report This Post


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