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Certificate PG

Cast Carmen Electra Kimberly Kardashian Matt Lanter Vanessa Minnillo Gary G-Thang Johnson.

Directors Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer.

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Running Time 89 minutes

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Disaster Movie
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Plot
More spoofing from the makers of Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans...

Review

If Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are to be believed, all you need to make a great spoof is a list of summer blockbusters and a copy of Heat. With a constant stream of pop culture icons stepping in front of the camera saying their name and then either farting, burping or getting crushed by a falling cow then hilarity is certain to ensue… right? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Portraying Amy Winehouse as a sabre-toothed alcoholic isn’t funny; subjecting the audience to a protracted “sexy” wrestling match isn’t funny; saying that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a bloke isn’t funny. Puerile beyond belief and a possible hazard to brain cells, the only thing this offensive dross gets right is the title.

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Excrutiating

The only movie I have ever walked out of in my entire life. Still the worst movie I've EVER seen. It pulsates pure, concentrated shitness. Only watch if you are blind, deaf and dumb and even then...watch with caution. ... More

Posted by krisjcummins at 21:24, 02 May 2010 | Report This Post

Very bad

Very bad ... More

Posted by Frank1 at 10:10, 30 April 2010 | Report This Post

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Why oh why does this horiffically bad money wasting mind numbing near suicide causing piece of crap of a travesty exist .Join me in my noble quest to exterminate Seltzer & Friedberg.Who's with me? ... More

Posted by S1lent B0b at 21:23, 21 September 2009 | Report This Post

Pathetic

This is so shit and anyone who wants to see a terrible acting film and extremely UNfunny film just watch this. The only funny part that slightly amused me is the guy from High School Musical looking like a fully grown 40 year-old. It seems as though they purposelly made this film shitty. If they didn't, they are over the top dumb and can't make a friggin movie. The only good ones they did was the first Scary Movie and the second Scary Movie... Don't waste your time on this fucking movie... It re... More

Posted by SlasherHorrorFan at 04:10, 09 August 2009 | Report This Post

Ble ble ble

one of the stupidest movie I've ever seen ... More

Posted by shady_88 at 20:03, 20 April 2009 | Report This Post

RE: Undeniably the worst film I've ever seen

There is only one benefit to piracy and that is watching BAD movies for free. The best way to describe Disaster Movie is the word BAD or pointless. The film is so extreme in the negative way, calling is shit is too positive for it. The film so negative, it was depressing and that bad. I wanted to slam the film to ground but now I want to sand paper my wrist to the bone and rub dog shit into my eyes. The whole concept of this movie is to make fun of big or successful films this year but it j... More

Posted by Ghidorah at 00:16, 23 December 2008 | Report This Post

Undeniably the worst film I've ever seen

Why oh why didn't I check the Empire review before going to see it? I could have been spared wasting 80 minutes hoping it would get better! Can I give it a less than 1 star rating? ... More

Posted by CoffeePaws at 20:47, 17 September 2008 | Report This Post

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If this was just one or two movies that got tossed in the can I could bear it but there's been fucking four of them now! And people pay to watch it! Surely after three of these kind of movies people would realise how bad this is! These films are made by money grabbing cunts who laugh all the way to the bank and don't give a shit about Cinema! I don't have the most sophisticated humour ever known to man. Hell I get a few sniggers out of Scary Movie 4! But This is the kind of money grabbing soul ... More

Posted by Nimrods Son at 22:34, 12 September 2008 | Report This Post

Saw it in the sneak preview yesterday: It`s a good thing the creators knew the film they were making was crap and that they given it this name. Because this truly is a disaster. Eighty minutes long without one decent joke. Painfully unfunny, really lame jokes. It really doesn`t make any sense at all. This doesn`t even deserves the name film... /b] ... More

Posted by TheGodfather at 18:19, 12 September 2008 | Report This Post

RE: Ha.

L: CORLEONE This film made £925,000 last weekend in the UK. Worked out at an average of £7 a ticket, it means 130,000 people went to watch it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE? he government should wait outside the cinema to see who comes out of that screening, as if they enjoyed the film, and if so initiate some kind of sterilization proccess. We don't need these people in the gene pool. ... More

Posted by jimoakley666 at 09:33, 11 September 2008 | Report This Post

RE: Ha.

This film made £925,000 last weekend in the UK. Worked out at an average of £7 a ticket, it means 130,000 people went to watch it.   WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE? ... More

Posted by CORLEONE at 09:28, 11 September 2008 | Report This Post

Ha.

A very apt title, I'm sure... ... More

Posted by jimoakley666 at 11:29, 09 September 2008 | Report This Post

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L: Incanus Cant'we just ignore them stupid movies and pretend they never existed? Can't we just stop posting in this thread and let it sink into oblivion? sp; Well the irony is that this thread is on page 2 and I think only one person has seen the film. We can talk about it as much as we like, just for Gods sake don't see it! ... More

Posted by Scabby at 20:48, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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Cant'we just ignore them stupid movies and pretend they never existed? Can't we just stop posting in this thread and let it sink into oblivion? ... More

Posted by Incanus at 20:11, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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L: badassmofo   You want to see bad? You should see the guy doing Ed Norton. Fuck me.p; Even the thought of it.... ... More

Posted by Tank Boy at 19:55, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

At least they got the name right...

Meet the Spartans was bad, epic movie was worse, so what could possibly be in line for the next spoof movie? Well, disaster movie is basically Epic Movie 2, but everyone dies. But this movie doesn't have the right to kill people. Enchanted may have been a shocking movie, but it wipes Disater move clean. Glen Ferris got it right : A waste of oxygen. AD ... More

Posted by andy399 at 18:05, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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Honest to God, I think it would be scientifically beneficial to do a study into who goes to this muck and why they did so.  Also, who are the fuckers making this crap and who's giving them money to do so? ... More

Posted by John The Bad at 17:25, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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The sad thing is a brilliant film like The Whackness probably won't even scratch the top 10 when this gigantic cinematic abortion will probably be in the top 3. Makes me wonder why I want to bother going into the industry! ... More

Posted by Scabby at 11:48, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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L: Tank Boy Haven't seen it, and won't. The trailers for this franchise are bad enough. All they do is reference what's current, without bothering to come up with a decent gag. Oh! Look! It's The Pirates Of The Caribbean rapping! Hancock hit his head on the lamp post! The worst thing is the 'parody' of Borat in the Superhero Movie (again, have only seen the trailer of that, but it's sufficient for my criticism). It's just an actor who doesn't look like Borat in a swimsuit doing the t... More

Posted by badassmofo at 07:22, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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Haven't seen it, and won't. The trailers for this franchise are bad enough. All they do is reference what's current, without bothering to come up with a decent gag. Oh! Look! It's The Pirates Of The Caribbean rapping! Hancock hit his head on the lamp post! The worst thing is the 'parody' of Borat in the Superhero Movie (again, have only seen the trailer of that, but it's sufficient for my criticism). It's just an actor who doesn't look like Borat in a swimsuit doing the thumbs up and going... More

Posted by Tank Boy at 06:32, 08 September 2008 | Report This Post

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so has anyone actually paid to see this? i was in the cinema on friday night seeing the hardly magnificant rocknrolla, but the queues to this were huge. granted the sort of people that were queuing didnt seem like the sort of people i would personally socialise with, but its beyond me that anyone would actually consider something like this for entertainment on a friday night. im gonna lobby my local MP into doing something about these horrible films, sod the dark knight and its pencils, this so... More

Posted by adambatman82 at 23:30, 07 September 2008 | Report This Post

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I gotta say I watched a bit bored as fuck at work last night and the chipmunks made me laugh just because of how awful they looked. Aside from that looks worse than Meet The Spartans, and that is truly saying something, given that I actually chose work over getting paid to watch it ... More

Posted by badassmofo at 18:30, 07 September 2008 | Report This Post

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I actually know someone who really wants to see this film. ... More

Posted by sanchia at 18:29, 07 September 2008 | Report This Post

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Why does anybody bother talking about these movies anymore? We all know it's going to be mind-numbingly awful! ... More

Posted by Nimrods Son at 17:51, 07 September 2008 | Report This Post

Haven't seen it, and I would pay not to. I saw the trailer and was lucky there was not a knife or a bottle of pills nearby. It looks like the same old jokes that were never funny in the first place (farting and other bodily function noises). Even giving it one star seems generous ... More

Posted by Pepsi99 at 15:34, 07 September 2008 | Report This Post

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