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FILM DETAILS
Certificate
12A
Cast
Johnny Depp
Armie Hammer
Tom Wilkinson
William Fichtner
Ruth Wilson
Helena Bonham Carter
Barry Pepper.
Directors
Gore Verbinski.
Screenwriters
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio.
Running Time
149 minutes

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The Lone Ranger
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Plot
Aged Comanche Tonto (Depp) relates his days with John Reid (Hammer) and how the sole survivor of a massacre of Texas Rangers by the notorious outlaw Butch Cavendish (Fichtner) and his gang became the masked man bringing justice in the Old West. Corrupt railroad men, stampeding buffalo and a comedy horse all play their parts.


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The Lone Ranger
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Hi-yo and away, indeed! The Lone Ranger rides again, and it is with no small relief and a wide grin that we can embrace the reboot of one of the longest-running, most iconic franchises in entertainment history. The signs were not auspicious, frankly. Admittedly the photos of Johnny Depp in buckskin with a dead bird on his head — Depp’s make-up and costume inspired by the painting I Am Crow by Kirby Sattler, who is not American Indian and paints imaginary characters — looked tasty. But the years in development, multiple credited screenwriters, different mooted directors, vague chat of ‘production problems’, a budget that ballooned to the $250 million neighbourhood and a slew of comparisons to Wild Wild West from the US reviews all suggested a disappointing fiasco could be on the cards. Not a bit. Blockbuster über-producer Jerry Bruckheimer, director Gore Verbinski and writers Justin Haythe (from Revolutionary Road to this, who would have thought?), Pirates alumni Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, with the considerable efforts of a stonking cast, stunt co-ordinators, animal wranglers et al, immortal music and the scenery enshrined as John Ford Country resoundingly deliver the rootin’, tootin’ goods and the potential for an ongoing saga to rival Pirates Of The Caribbean.

The scene is set when a small boy in a Lone Ranger costume visits a Wild West exhibit in San Francisco in 1933. That is just the first in an encyclopedia’s worth of homages and references, since 1933 was the year The Lone Ranger was created for American radio (running to nearly 3,000 episodes in over 20 years of broadcasts), spawning movie serials, novels, comics, cartoons, toys, a ’90s video game, a ’00s TV movie and, of course, the first TV Western, starring Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels, which is still showing on retro channels in the US after 64 years.

Said child (Mason Elston Cook) is transfixed by a display featuring a wax figure of a weird and wizened American Indian, so old he looks like Keith Richards. Then he moves. It’s not a dummy, it’s an ancient, addlepated Tonto, who mistakes the boy for his kemosabe and takes off flashbacking at a gallop down Memory Lane. The device of an oldster telling a tale to a boy was genius in William Goldman’s The Princess Bride and it works as nicely here, the youngster’s intermittent objections, indignation and incredulity over aspects of Tonto’s story taking us back and forth in time periods and effectively linking episodic adventure into one big story in five acts. It also preempts protests in the stalls from Lone Ranger buffs concerned by deviations from the long-established lore. If one can sit tight and exercise patience through troubling episodes and seeming transgressions — like the ever-morally upright hero holding up a bank, noooo! — all is gradually revealed and explained in highly satisfactory, reasoned and sufficiently reverent fashion.

This is an origin story. John Reid (Armie Hammer) arrives in Colby, Texas, in 1869 with a law degree, a prosecutorial job and a belief in law, order and justice that remains unshakable to the point of nincompoopish, Dudley Do-Right innocence. His elder brother, Dan (James Badge Dale), is a Texas Ranger, and married to John’s one-time sweetheart, Rebecca (Ruth Wilson). When Dan and his posse ride out in pursuit of the infamous Butch Cavendish, John the city-slicker dude is embarrassed into coming along. Ambush and slaughter ensue. John finds himself regaining consciousness in a grave dug by eccentric (putting it mildly) Tonto (Depp), recovers and dons a mask made from his brother’s vest, the startlingly savvy-in-flashes Tonto advising him that he needs to stay dead in their circumstances. A partnership is born, with odd-couple bickering the tone and parallel agendas the plot, with the rest of The Lone Ranger’s essential accoutrements — flashing white wild stallion, silver bullets, catchphrase et cetera — collected in due course.

Meanwhile, vicious baddies (William Fichtner, almost unrecognisably grubby as badass Butch, accompanied by assorted sleazoids including the bizarrely underused likes of James Frain) are raiding ranches and so forth, stirring up war between the Comanches, settlers and railroad interests (embodied by Tom Wilkinson’s devious big shot presiding in the fancy, elegantly appointed railroad car). We should point out that history and geography have gone out of the window from the off, and other niggles include various musical anachronisms — like a band playing a Sousa march that wasn’t composed for another 20 years. The Transcontinental Railroad that linked East and West, and the thousands of Chinese workers who laboured to build it, went nowhere near Texas. And locations in cinematically sacrosanct Monument Valley, Utah and California look nothing like Texan terrain. But they do make for mighty pretty pictures; a shot of The Lone Ranger and Tonto astride their mounts at cliff’s edge on John Ford’s Point in Monument Valley is one of the breathtaking images that make you take this film seriously and to heart amid crazed action, breakneck escapades and belly laughs. It isn’t just golden oldies that rate referencing. Helena Bonham Carter’s Red, roistering madam of the improbably Fellini-esque local pleasure palace/den of iniquity, has a finely crafted artificial limb of ivory scrimshaw that conceals a secret straight out of Tarantino and Rodriguez’s Grindhouse.

Depp and Hammer pitch their performances as Tonto (first time ever the ‘sidekick’ has top billing) and Lone Ranger beautifully, funny but not too ridiculous, engaging, even moving. Tonto’s broken English and wackier rants are his mask; there is intelligence, wisdom, cunning and long-term planning in his seeming madness. Even his inauthentic, highly individual accessories are eventually explained as possessions and emblems with great significance in some major backstory reveals. (Small moments, pointed shots and apparent throwaway lines are neatly planted throughout that make sense of several mysteries and oddities by the end.) The impossibly handsome Hammer also has the chops to pull off a naive, do-goody pratfaller, a classic hero and a sorrowing survivor with dramatically emotional gear changes. Although this is dangerously pitched as an action-adventure-comedy-Western, the abundant humour happily stays the right side of feelgood, knowing jests never straying into panto, parody or piss-take.

Silver is a comedy horse, with a taste for hooch recalling Lee Marvin’s drunken nag in Cat Ballou and an aptitude for heights that defies explanation, so there is none, but when thundering hooves and riding like the wind are called for he’s the business. You can even see where the money went when, at last, what we’ve waited for and what must happen happens. The Lone Ranger appears, heroically posed on Silver, on a rooftop, and Rossini’s William Tell Overture takes over from Hans Zimmer’s superb score for a gobsmacking set-piece of runaway trains on twin tracks, Tonto aboard one, baddies on t’other, hostages and loot changing hands, heroine dangling over precipices, while the masked man and his steed fly over rooftops, railway carriages and chasms, the careening locomotives’ paths perilously aligning, bending, diverging and colliding in a sensational climactic spectacle. Thank goodness this is not in 3D or it would make you puke. Verbinski and co have literally timed and orchestrated the culminating thrill-ride action to the music, and it’s magical.


Verdict
Talk about a pleasant surprise! Real storytelling, well thought-out and beautifully, at times insanely, executed, with excitement, laughs and fun to make you feel seven years old again.


Reviewed by Angie Errigo

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Great fun

Just watched it on Blu-ray and really enjoyed it. I'd much rather see another Lone Ranger film than sit through another Pirates CGI borefest. ... More

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Posted by RogueElement at 01:16, 27 January 2014 | Report This Post


Fantastic Movie

I was on foreign shores when this was released in cinemas and try as I might, I kept missing it everywhere I went. I got it off iTunes and watched it last night. Awesome in every way, Hammer and Depp are perfect together. Silver steals the show though. :) Good old fashioned Western with amazing visual effects, great villains and a lot of laughs. ... More

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Posted by potemkin1925 at 06:13, 19 January 2014 | Report This Post


BRUCKHAMMERED....

Was anyone seriously crying out for a 200 million dollar western remake of Seth Rogen’s Green Hornet movie? I would’ve preferred a more straight forward take on the iconic gunslinger instead of the half baked comedy nonsense which is served up here. Why on earth would they waste the talents of Johnny Depp and throw away a gazillion dollars on a big red flaming Zepplin like this? It sure ain’t Pirates of the Carribean and the schizoid nature of the script means that it’s h... More

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Posted by ROTGUT at 16:57, 13 January 2014 | Report This Post


AWESOME!

Ignore every review on the planet but Empire. Watched this at xmas! so good! The fact The Guardian gave this 1 star is a joke! and that guy needs to lose his job 4 real. This film has been so overlooked. Was on QT's top ten films of 2013 and defo mine. The last train scene is like a cross between John Woo and the old Lone Ranger series!!! amazing! Was almost wishing the hero died on the train and was reborn at the end!! Plus a guy gets his heart ripped out felt like the scene in Empire strikes b... More

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Posted by GZ at 16:11, 03 January 2014 | Report This Post


A real surprise

I reluctantly watched this over Christmas but ended up loving every minute... a good, old-fashioned bit of fun and a new favourite, tragically overlooked by snobby critics and cynics. ... More

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Posted by philshepp at 08:22, 30 December 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

L: dconev e Ranger too long, incoherent at times and loaded with clumsy dialogue agree, a bit of a mess of a movie. ... More

Posted by Willy Wood at 06:32, 15 December 2013 | Report This Post


RE: Wrong

Jolly good fun indeed. ... More

Posted by clownfoot at 14:35, 10 December 2013 | Report This Post


RE: Wrong

I thought this was very deserving of the four stars. Great fun, and pisses on the last 3 Pirates movies from a great height, if the comparison is needed. ... More

Posted by UTB at 21:34, 08 December 2013 | Report This Post


Wrong

No way does this deserve 4 stars. I usually agree with most Empire reviews but this is way off. I wish you lot would start using a 10 star system instead of 5, or just start using halves. I would say this is 2.5 stars at best. Its ridiculous for the most part and boring, so Depp is quite good as usual but that's not enough, too long winded and slow and felt outdated. How about some fresh ideas please ... More

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Posted by Gram Woods at 23:26, 04 November 2013 | Report This Post


Buster Keaton's "The General"

I was really looking forward to watching this but after the exciting beginning and the finale, the middle dragged so much that I had sand in my breaches. Glad I persevered as the finale was my reward - which required two viewings. I could see where the money went, but tighter editing was called for. Movie was too long. Needed more 'Pirates' excitement and more set-pieces. Depp was brilliant but I just can't get excited about trains. That said, this has the most exciting train sequences on ... More

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Posted by colinnaraine at 05:56, 15 October 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

Good start, exciting ending, but very dull for most of the rest. The leads lacked chemistry and the humour doesn't really spread much beyond the kids audience. 3/10 ... More

Posted by ElephantBoy at 16:20, 02 September 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

L: MonsterCat Contrary to what you just posted and what Depp, Hammer and Bruckheimer claimed, I don't know if the critic's reaction makes much of a difference to a film's commercial performance. I mean, if it truly were the case, Bay's Transformers wouldn't be the massive franchise it is today. hile at first I thought that Depp, Hammer and Bruckheimer were talking out of their collective pretentious arses, I decided to do a little experiment (because I am a sad, strange little m... More

Posted by MOnkeyboy1138 at 08:24, 30 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

Contrary to what you just posted and what Depp, Hammer and Bruckheimer claimed, I don't know if the critic's reaction makes much of a difference to a film's commercial performance. I mean, if it truly were the case, Bay's Transformers wouldn't be the massive franchise it is today. ... More

Posted by MonsterCat at 17:33, 29 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: A mixed bag of bird seed

L: AxlReznor I was going to watch this over the weekend, because they'd gotten desperate enough to send out 2 for 1 vouchers. But both of the cinemas I go to stop showing it after tonight... guess it's an even bigger financial flop than I imagined. found that a big problem was that from day 1 in my cinema there were literally only 2 showings, 1 way too early for me to get there from work, and 2 way too late for me to go on a school night. That and the critical onslaught that it's re... More

Posted by MOnkeyboy1138 at 10:31, 29 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: A mixed bag of bird seed

I was going to watch this over the weekend, because they'd gotten desperate enough to send out 2 for 1 vouchers. But both of the cinemas I go to stop showing it after tonight... guess it's an even bigger financial flop than I imagined. ... More

Posted by AxlReznor at 10:02, 29 August 2013 | Report This Post


Surprised

So, I'm going to go on record here as saying of the films I've seen this summer Lone Ranger is probably the one that I enjoyed the most. Before people lynch me for having an opinion that is different to there own I'm going to try in my best way to give some reasons why. First of all it was fun, something missing from summer movies of late. I had a big stupid grin, the kind I used to have as a kid on Saturday mornings watching Batman the Animated Series, Darkwing Duck or Tazmania. In s... More

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Posted by MOnkeyboy1138 at 08:50, 21 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: FLASHMAN

Just come back from seeing this. A very entertaining first half hour, an entertaining final half hour, 90 minutes in the middle that could easily have been trimmed substantially. Even the William Tell overture felt out of place /5. Just. ... More

Posted by Hood_Man at 20:50, 18 August 2013 | Report This Post


FLASHMAN

They should had dumped the lamentable 90 minute muddle in the middle and called it 'The Lone Trainger' - in fairness, a film of great imagination, invention & imagery, but Johnny Depp's tedious self-indulgence and Armie Hammer's simpering weakness (did nobody recall 'The Rocketeer'?) kills it as dead as the crow on Tonto's head. ... More

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Posted by Frank Comiskey at 13:49, 15 August 2013 | Report This Post


FLASHMAN

They should had dumped the lamentable 90 minute muddle in the middle and called it 'The Lone Trainger' - in fairness, a film of great imagination, invention & imagery, but Johnny Depp's tedious self-indulgence and Armie Hammer's simpering weakness (did nobody recall 'The Rocketeer'?) kills it as dead as the crow on Tonto's head. ... More

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Posted by Frank Comiskey at 13:49, 15 August 2013 | Report This Post


FLASHMAN

They should had dumped the lamentable 90 minute muddle in the middle and called it 'The Lone Trainger' - in fairness, a film of great imagination, invention & imagery, but Johnny Depp's tedious self-indulgence and Armie Hammer's simpering weakness (did nobody recall 'The Rocketeer'?) kills it as dead as the crow on Tonto's head. ... More

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Posted by Frank Comiskey at 13:49, 15 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

e Ranger too long, incoherent at times and loaded with clumsy dialogue ... More

Posted by dconev at 00:09, 15 August 2013 | Report This Post


A mixed bag of a movie

Johnny Depp has done better movie then this, But i must say this movie is goods in some parts but very mixed bag of a movie ! ... More

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Posted by soulfood at 21:25, 14 August 2013 | Report This Post


WESTERN FUN!!!

Entertaining Western Reboot Romp!! Johnny Depp (Tonto) and John Reid ( Armie Hammer /Lone Ranger) make a great comedy duo in the entertaining fiasco in the same vein as Pirates of the Caribbean. We have it all, action, suspense, mystique and intrigue as an ageing Tonto accounts the legendary days of crime fighting with The Lone Ranger.What's executed nicely is the creation of John Reid into the legendary horse riding, gun slinging masked hero. It all starts at a crackling John ford country ... More

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Posted by Ramone87 at 20:05, 13 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: The Lone Ranger

People always say they want "something original from Hollywood", but when they finally get a blockbuster that's not following the Marvel&co standards, they run away and complain. There are several tones? There are several subplots? A long running time? Only 2 or 3 action pieces? An actual story's told, and this time it's not just a pretext to join the dots between the action scenes? This is beautifully shot and the director's taking his time to make you feel you're in a real western? For m... More

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Posted by dseys at 17:45, 13 August 2013 | Report This Post


RE: Great fun

Agree with most comments here...a bit all over the place, but enjoyable in the main...3/5...just to add, im a Depp fan,,,but i found his performance took away from the story... ... More

Posted by No Diggity at 15:12, 13 August 2013 | Report This Post


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