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Certificate 15

Cast Michael Jai White John Leguizamo Martin Sheen.

Directors Mark AZ Dippe.

Screenwriters Mark AZ Dippe.

Running Time 96 minutes

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Spawn
This comic book-mega-flop really did spring from Hell

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Plot
A mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.

Review
Spawn is a movie aimed apparently, at the kind of 15-year-old boys who don't get out much, unless to loiter vacantly in video arcades or by comic book racks. Indeed this particular toxic mutant avenger from hell originates from the Image Comics series and is already a successfully merchandised "superhero". The entire film looks like a protracted video game.

By most of the standards usually applied, it certainly doesn't play like a film. From an incoherent screenplay and frequently unintelligible dialogue, a plot sketch just about emerges. Covert operative and assassin Al Simmons (White) believes he's acting for truth, justice and The American Way. But the director of ultra secret government agency A-6 Jason Wynn (Martin "What am I doing in this?" Sheen) is in league with Satan and plans to destroy mankind with the ultimate biological weapon.

Jason and an evil spy babe kill Simmons, who goes to hell, where the rest of us have been since the opening credits. The Devil renames the mutated Simmons "Spawn" and makes him General of Hell's Army, in return letting him out to visit his beloved wife (Theresa Randle).

Back among the living, who shun him, poor old Spawn is torn between his commitments in hell and doing the right thing while more preoccupied with jealousy over his widow becoming an item with his erstwhile best friend (Sweeney). Throughout all of this, Satan's right-hand fiend, Clown (an unrecognisable Leguizamo) bounces around being evil and eating pizza with maggots on it. And occasionally the mysterious Calliostro (Nicol "I've played Hamlet for god's sake" Williamson) appears wielding a sword and providing portentous voiceover that makes us none the wiser.

Only the creature formerly known as Al's yappy little dog Spaz recognises Spawn and remains a faithful friend. Ahhhhhhh! First time director Dippe has a CV boasting tip-top credits as a special effects whizz (Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Jurassic Park) and with the Industrial Light And Magic team, he's devised scads of wizard FX and morphing that keep shifting spectacularly across the screen.

But he's clueless at telling a story. It's simply a parade of toys and tricks, without a jot of playfulness, knowing humour or campery to endear itself.

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Average user rating for Spawn

Don't.

It's terrible. So, so terrible. ... More

Posted by Manfrendshensindshen at 11:37, 20 January 2009 | Report This Post

kinda crap

its crap not better than daredevil no way (or batman) ... More

Posted by lithuanian at 11:07, 17 July 2008 | Report This Post

SHITE...Seriously. I tried hard to like it, but I just couldn't do it. ... More

Posted by tallaght24 at 17:03, 27 June 2007 | Report This Post

ok

i loved this film, shut up you retards who think it was crap, it was better than x-men, and the batman sequels ... More

Posted by scarter2000 at 13:36, 08 March 2007 | Report This Post

ok

i loved this film, shut up you retards who think it was crap, it was better than x-men, and the batman sequels ... More

Posted by scarter2000 at 13:36, 08 March 2007 | Report This Post

ok

i loved this film, shut up you retards who think it was crap, it was better than x-men, and the batman sequels ... More

Posted by scarter2000 at 13:35, 08 March 2007 | Report This Post

Spawn

Could have been so much more, the guys such a dark character and yet the movie couldnt pull it off on the big screen ... More

Posted by hellboyx at 18:32, 18 February 2007 | Report This Post

actually thought it was alright..

..better than daredevil, anyway. ... More

Posted by cadz at 17:13, 25 May 2006 | Report This Post

actually thought it was alright..

..better than daredevil, anyway. ... More

Posted by cadz at 17:13, 25 May 2006 | Report This Post

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