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Certificate 15
Rik Mayall
Adrian Edmondson
Helene Mahieu
Simon Pegg
Adrian Edmondson
Rik Mayall
Adrian Edmondson
Running Time
86 minutes

Guesthouse Paradiso
Low-brow, slapstick comedy about the owners of the worst hotel in the world.

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Mayall and Edmondson are Richie Twat (pronounced Thwaite) and Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba (unpronouncable), owners of the Guest House Paradiso, a damp-ridden hellhole on the edge of a cliff and adjacent to a nuclear power station. Business is slow, but that all changes when world famous movie star Gina Carbonara (Mahieu) arrives to seek refuge from her hotheaded boyfriend.

The boys toil incredibly hard to make the whole thing work and, while there are some hilarious moments, it is far too patchy for a full feature film.

Reviewed by Ben Falk

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