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Tragic 1 Star

FILM DETAILS
Certificate U
Cast
John Leguizamo
Justin Long
Karl Urban
Directors
Barry Cook
Neil Nightingale
Screenwriters
Running Time
87 minutes

Walking With Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie
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Walking With Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie

Plot
Tracing the 70-million-year old journey of Pachyrhinosaurus Patchi (Long) from runt of the litter to king of the herd, with the help of a sassy Alexornis named Alex (Leguizamo).


Verdict
An object lesson in how one awful creative decision (sassy voiceovers, flavourless pop tunes) can wreck a movie that might otherwise have been watchable. Wait for the Blu-ray and watch it with the sound off.


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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