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FILM DETAILS
Certificate TBC
Cast
Danny Trejo
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Cuba Gooding Jr
Lady Gaga
Demian Bichir
Sofia Vergara
Antonio Banderas
Alexa Vega
Amber Heard
Mel Gibson
Carlos Estevez
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Robert Rodriguez
Screenwriters
Kyle Ward
Running Time
100 minutes

Machete Kills
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Machete Kills

Plot
Inexpressive ex-Federale Machete (Trejo) is recruited by the American President (Estevez) to deal with an insane Mexican ex-cartel man-cum-revolutionary (Bichir) who has a nuke pointed at Washington.


Verdict
Violent, silly, embarrassing, clumsy, confusing, juvenile, occasionally offensive, occasionally a little bit fun.


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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