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FILM DETAILS
Certificate TBC
Cast
Danny Trejo
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Cuba Gooding Jr
Lady Gaga
Demian Bichir
Sofia Vergara
Antonio Banderas
Alexa Vega
Amber Heard
Mel Gibson
Carlos Estevez
Directors
Robert Rodriguez
Screenwriters
Kyle Ward
Running Time
100 minutes

Machete Kills
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Machete Kills

Plot
Inexpressive ex-Federale Machete (Trejo) is recruited by the American President (Estevez) to deal with an insane Mexican ex-cartel man-cum-revolutionary (Bichir) who has a nuke pointed at Washington.


Verdict
Violent, silly, embarrassing, clumsy, confusing, juvenile, occasionally offensive, occasionally a little bit fun.


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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