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Danielle Panabaker
Matt Bush
Chris Zylka
David Koechner
Meagan Tandy
Adrian Martinez
Gary Busey
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Piranha 3DD
The franchise goes bust….


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Piranha 3DD

Plot
A year after a prehistoric piranha attack, entrepreneur Chet (David Koechner) opens an adult-themed water park despite the advice of his marine biologist stepdaughter Maddy (Panabaker). At the grand opening, where celebrity lifeguard David Hasselhoff makes an appearance, the fish attack again.


Verdict
Despite the title, less a jiggle-fest than Piranha, and thrown together lazily: the fish attacks are nothing you’ve not seen before. Still, amid the shambles there’s a fair amount of Saturday night entertainment. Caution: not suitable for Sunday morning.


Reviewed by Kim Newman

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