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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
Another slight return from Woody Allen

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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

A pair of married couples see their relationships tested as personal ambitions drive them apart.

Woody Allen's fourth London outing can't match Matchpoint's better moments - despite a cast similarly loaded with stereotypes - but does improve on Cassandra's Dream. Still no signs of the master re-living past glories, but more than worthwhile for Allen diehards.

Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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