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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 18
Cast
Gary Coleman
Jordan Prentice
Jason Mewes
Directors
Ron Carlson
Screenwriters
Kevin Andounian
Running Time
85 minutes

Midgets Vs. Mascots
Sub-Jackass muckumentary


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Midgets Vs. Mascots

Plot
When an ex-mascot dwarf dies he leaves his fortune to set up a tournament of various horrors. The winner takes all, but just how much must the winner take first?


Verdict
A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny.


Reviewed by Nick de Semlyen

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