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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 12A
Cast
Logan Lerman
Ray Stevenson
Mads Mikkelsen
Luke Evans
Matthew Macfadyen
Christoph Waltz
Milla Jovovich
Orlando Bloom
Directors
Paul WS Anderson
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Running Time
120 minutes

The Three Musketeers
From Dumas to dumbass


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The Three Musketeers

Plot
D’Artagnan (Lerman) heads to Paris to become a Musketeer and becomes embroiled in a ‘plot’ involving the Queen’s jewels, the King’s manhood, Cardinal Richelieu’s plans for European domination, Milady’sdouble-crossing and Buckingham’s “war machine”.


Verdict
Stupid, with three o’s. But also fun, never boring, and never insulting (to anyone other than Dumas) — unlike certain of the summer’s A-pics…


Reviewed by Dan Jolin

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