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FILM DETAILS Certificate 12A Cast Logan Lerman Ray Stevenson Mads Mikkelsen Luke Evans Matthew Macfadyen Christoph Waltz Milla Jovovich Orlando Bloom Directors Paul WS Anderson Screenwriters Running Time 120 minutes
The Three Musketeers From Dumas to dumbass
Plot D’Artagnan (Lerman) heads to Paris to become a Musketeer and becomes embroiled in a ‘plot’ involving the Queen’s jewels, the King’s manhood, Cardinal Richelieu’s plans for European domination, Milady’sdouble-crossing and Buckingham’s “war machine”. Verdict Stupid, with three o’s. But also fun, never boring, and never insulting (to anyone other than Dumas) — unlike certain of the summer’s A-pics… Reviewed by Dan Jolin
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