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FILM DETAILS
Certificate 15
Cast
James Corden
Mathew Horne
Silvia Colloca
Paul McGann
MyAnna Buring
Directors
Phil Claydon
Screenwriters
Paul Hupfield
Stewart Williams
Running Time
86 minutes

Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Lesbian Vampire Killers

Plot
Newly dumped, Jimmy (Horne) joins best mate Fletch (Corden) on a getaway weekend to Wales. Just as they’re opening the lagers, they encounter a curse that turns the local women into Sapphic throat-suckers.


Verdict
Hammered horror. You will it on, but this is laddy, laboured and low on belly laughs.


Reviewed by Simon Crook

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