Hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) fell from a helicopter and died – except he didn’t because of his indestructible heart. But now that’s been replaced with an electric model to keep him going while they harvest his other organs for transplant. Chelios has to go on the hunt for the missing pump, while keeping himself going with regular electric shocks.
Proof that you can make good movies based on video games, as long as you don’t bother making a video game first. Juice us up for Crank 3D.
Reviewed by Helen O'Hara
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