Plot Norway, AD 709. Humanoid Outlander Kainan (Caviezel) crash-lands his spaceship, which has been invaded by a creature called a Morwen, who sets about ravaging the local people. Kainan falls in with a warrior tribe, rallying them to fight the creature.
Verdict A film version of fish and chips — humble, honest fare that’s ludicrous, inventive, gory within limits, and has a cast having so much fun it’s hard not to be swept along with them. And besides, you can’t have nouvelle cuisine every night of the week.